Drowning Fujoshi

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via if--weeveer)

kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

(Source: shinymetapod, via if--weeveer)

I am such a sucker for men like Makoto (Free!), Keisuke (Togainu no chi), and Kiyoshi Teppei (Kuroko no Basuke).

watching yaoi during holy week, i am so badass

I have a sado-maso relationship with yaoi.

Yaoi loves making me agonized over depressing/angst endings and even if it pains me, I seek for more. D:

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via terezidactyl)

i’m dying coz i can’t ship Buddha and Jesus

i swear i had no perverted intentions when i took a screenie i mean you can’t do that to Buddha and Jesus mmhmm

i swear i had no perverted intentions when i took a screenie i mean you can’t do that to Buddha and Jesus mmhmm

that Meow is dangerous, i swear

that Meow is dangerous, i swear